Florida is…

67) The place where this incestuous arsonist set fire to his girlfriend’s car. She’s also his cousin. Nice.

68) The place where this worthless, racist piece of shit was doing his neo-nazi anti-semitic shtick: Florida man arrested for hanging swastikas, neo-Nazi flags on bridge

69) The place where sportsmanship is demonstrated by criminal acts: Football player rips helmet off opponent in brutal high school attack. For this outrage, the perpetrator has been hit with a whopping one game suspension.

New music from Golden Salt

Golden Salt — Crystal — April 2023

Ten years later, it still makes me laugh.

Moon Taxi’s official video for the song Mission, released in 2021.

Moon Taxi — Mission — 2021

65) The place where this stupid, sorry-ass, miserable excuse for a human decided to give a public demonstration of his worthlessness: Florida man who broke into gas station identified after he left behind his debit card: deputies

61) The place where this monster was found to be in possession of over one ton of child pornographic material: Florida man found with over “one ton” worth of child pornography

63) The place where this drug-addled first degree fuckhead killed two little girls and their grandfather: Florida man high on meth gets life for DUI crash that killed 2 girls, grandfather